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I probably shouldn't repost this but Idg a shit

Wed Jul 15, 2009, 3:12 PM
People with crooked teeth usually Kiss BETTER than people with straight teeth...



-- When you chew gum before you kiss, it actually makes your breath SMELL WORSE than before because of your salivary glands...

// Mints work MUCH better. <3 <3 <3


..*GUYS; It is much more ROMANTIC to kiss girls in a fancy restaurant or UNDER THE STARS than to kiss in your disgusting bedroom or in the movie theaters


..*GiRLS; Just because a guy kisses you every 10 minutes doesn't mean he’s using you ...he's just a little horny && there..s no problem with that !!!



-- It has been PR0VEN that when people with the SAME Hair C0L0R kiss, it is more R0MANTiC than that of a different hair color!!!

[(WE D0NT KNOW WHY)]


-- your First Kiss isn’t always your BEST Kiss


-- If you can tie a KN0T in a CHERRY with your tongue, it doesn't mean you are a good kisser .. it just means your TOUNGE MUSCLE is strong


-- ALL GiRLS are NOT hoes, and ALL GUYS are NOT PLAYERS .. EVERYONE gets a LiTTLE H0RNY sometimes




BE A GREAT KiSSER W/ THESE TiPS

-- T0UCH HiS/HER FACE

-- RUN Y0UR FiNGERS THR0UGH HiS/HER HAiR

-- KiSS S0FTLY AT FiRST, THEN APPLY M0RE PRESSURE

-- H0LD Y0UR KiSSiNG PARTNER


Kissing Language (yup, it's a language)
if a kiss is the Language of Love,
then we have a lot to talk about it...

methods of Love....

+kiss on the ear--------------------"i'm horny"
+kiss on the cheek-----------------"we're friends"
+kiss on the hand------------------"i adore you"
+kiss on the neck-------------------"we belong together"
+kiss on the shoulder--------------"i want you now"
+kiss on the lips---------------------"i love you" or "i want you"
+holding hands-----------------------"we can learn to love each other"
+a wink---------------------------------"Let's get it on"
+slap on the butt---------------------"thats mine"
+playing with the ear----------------"i can't live without you"
+holding on tight---------------------"don't let go"
+looking into each other's eyes---"let's get romantic"
+playing with hair on head---------------"tell me you love me"
+arms around the waist -----------"i love you too much to let go"
+laughing while kissing-----------"i am completley comfortable w/you"

=advice=
***if you're kissing someone, close your eyes. it's not nice to stare...

=requirements=
post this again after reading!!...or you'll have a bad year of relationship

If you REALLY LIKE (or LOVE) SOMEONE right now AND MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head or ur crushin on someone then re-post this within 1 minute and whoever you are missing will surprise you tomorrow

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Oh yes. just reading that got me a little horny.

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Owo;;;;;;;;;;; *no comment either*

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Owo

thats all intresting o3o; and i think i can see some of it being true, scept the damn chain letter part at the end D|< *rips it off* there ouo

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tee hee

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